{"product_id":"breakfast-blend-5","title":"Zorp's Wake-Up Beam (Breakfast Blend)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe morning after the crash, Zorp didn’t know where he was. The ship was gone. The forest was quiet. And Daryl was standing at the edge of the clearing holding two cups of coffee like it was the most normal thing in the world.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eZorp took the cup. Took a sip. And for the first time since leaving his home galaxy, something felt right.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe’s been running the morning shift ever since. The Wake-Up Beam is his blend — light, bright, and perfectly balanced, because Zorp doesn’t believe in unnecessary complexity before 8am. He calibrated this one to work on every species, every timezone, every kind of morning. It hasn’t failed yet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRoasted on demand in the USA • Cosmic morning approved • The blend that makes every sunrise worth it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFlavor Profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAroma:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bright and inviting — fresh citrus, light florals, and a hint of toasted grain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTaste:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth and balanced — gentle sweetness, soft fruit, and a clean medium body that never overwhelms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium and approachable — easy on the system, easy on the soul\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean and refreshing — the kind that makes you reach for a second cup before the first one’s gone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eDrip Coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e — the classic morning setup, exactly as intended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003ePour-Over\u003c\/strong\u003e — highlights the bright fruit and floral notes beautifully\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eCold Brew\u003c\/strong\u003e — smooth, light, and naturally sweet over ice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eFrench Press\u003c\/strong\u003e — full and satisfying without the heaviness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBrewing Suggestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDrip Coffee Maker:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePour-Over:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium grind, slow and steady pour for full extraction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCold Brew:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coarse grind, 12-24 hour cold steep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrench Press:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coarse grind, 4 minute steep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreakfast Blend — Colombia + Brazil + Peru, Light-Medium Roast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGMO-Free \u0026amp; Vegan ✅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUS-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePure coffee — no mushrooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 12oz, 1LB, 2LB, 5LB, 12LB\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNeed a different grind or bag size? We’d love to help — \u003ca href=\"mailto:daryl@squatch51.com\"\u003edaryl@squatch51.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💬 FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat grind should I choose?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe right grind depends on how you brew:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEspresso (Fine)\u003c\/strong\u003e — Rich, concentrated shot for espresso machines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Ground (Medium)\u003c\/strong\u003e — Ideal for drip coffee makers and pour-overs. Balanced, even extraction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoarse\u003c\/strong\u003e — For French press and cold brew. Slower extraction, less bitterness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhole Bean\u003c\/strong\u003e — Grind fresh at home for maximum flavor and aroma.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fresh is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRoasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this contain mushrooms?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope! Pure coffee only. For our mushroom blends, check out The Elixir Series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💰 PRICE PER CUP BREAKDOWN:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ 12oz (~34 cups) → \u003cstrong\u003e$0.74\/cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ 1 LB (~45 cups) → \u003cstrong\u003e$0.71\/cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ 2 LB (~91 cups) → \u003cstrong\u003e$0.53\/cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ 5 LB (~227 cups) → \u003cstrong\u003e$0.43\/cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ 12 LB (~544 cups) → \u003cstrong\u003e$0.42\/cup\u003c\/strong\u003e ⭐ Best Value — Perfect for Cafés \u0026amp; Offices!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 PRICE PER OUNCE:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12oz → $2.08\/oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 LB → $2.00\/oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 LB → $1.50\/oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 LB → $1.22\/oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 LB → $1.20\/oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCafés, restaurants \u0026amp; offices: contact us for wholesale inquiries → \u003ca href=\"mailto:daryl@squatch51.com\"\u003edaryl@squatch51.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e☕ Why Buy Squatch51?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoasted to Order. 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