Wholesale & Bulk Orders — Squatch51 Cosmic Coffee
🛸 Wholesale & Bulk Coffee — Squatch51 Cosmic Coffee
For Cafés, Coffee Trucks, Restaurants & Offices
Somewhere out there, Daryl the Squatch and Zorp the Martian are still arguing about who makes the better cup. We turned that cosmic debate into coffee — and now we're bringing it to cafés and coffee trucks across the country.
Your customers want something they can't find anywhere else. A story behind the cup. A brand that makes them smile. Coffee that's actually good enough to back it up. That's Squatch51. Roasted fresh on demand. Shipped direct. No warehouses. No stale beans. Ever.
☕ Wholesale Pricing — Coffee
*Based on ~10g per cup (34 cups per 12oz). Wholesale pricing is available when ordering direct — see below for details.
| Size | Retail Price | Retail/Cup | Wholesale Price | Wholesale/Cup | Min Units for Wholesale | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12oz | $24.99 | $0.74/cup | $19.99 | $0.59/cup | 12 units | Testing & sampling |
| 1lb | $31.99 | $0.71/cup | $25.59 | $0.57/cup | 12 units | Smaller volume |
| 2lb | $47.99 | $0.53/cup | $38.39 | $0.42/cup | 6 units | Weekly use |
| 5lb | $97.99 | $0.43/cup | $78.39 | $0.35/cup | 4 units | High volume |
| 12lb | $229.99 | $0.42/cup | $183.99 | $0.34/cup | 2 units | ⭐ Best value |
Whole bean is standard. Fresh ground available on request at no extra charge. All blends roasted fresh on the day your order is placed — never sitting in a warehouse.
⚠️ Important: Wholesale pricing is not available through the website checkout. You are welcome to order any quantity you'd like directly on squatch51.com at retail pricing with free shipping on every order — no minimums, no hassle. But if you're looking for wholesale pricing, you'll need to contact us directly so we can set you up properly. See below.
🍵 Wholesale Pricing — Cosmic Teas
*Loose leaf teas based on ~2.5g per cup (~34 cups per 3oz bag). Matcha based on ~1g per serving (~28 servings per 1oz). Wholesale pricing requires minimum order — see below. Shipping calculated at time of shipment.
| Tea | Size | Retail Price | Retail/Cup | Wholesale Price | Wholesale/Cup | Min Units (MOQ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| English Breakfast | 3oz | $17.99 | $0.53/cup | $11.50 | $0.34/cup | 12 units |
| Masala Chai | 3oz | $17.99 | $0.53/cup | $11.50 | $0.34/cup | 12 units |
| Hojicha Roasted Green Tea | 3oz | $17.99 | $0.53/cup | $11.50 | $0.34/cup | 12 units |
| Matcha Ceremonial | 1oz | $20.99 | $0.75/serving | $15.50 | $0.55/serving | 12 units |
All teas sourced from premium artisan suppliers. Loose leaf only — no bags, no fillers. Shipping on wholesale tea orders is calculated at time of shipment based on order size and destination.
🚀 The Math That Makes Cafés Happy
A single 12lb wholesale bag brews approximately 544 cups at $0.34/cup. If your café charges $4 per cup, that's $2,176 in revenue from one bag. That's the kind of math Zorp would approve of. 🛸
🌌 Our Offerings
Signature Series
Our flagship line — core single-origin and craft blends with custom cosmic label art. Each blend is named after one of our three legendary characters: Daryl the Squatch, Zorp the Martian, or Bailey the loyal forest guardian. These are the blends your customers will remember and come back for. We're actively expanding the Signature Series — new blends are launching soon, so there's always something fresh to bring to your menu.
- ☕ Bailey's Guardian Blend — 6-Bean Espresso Dark Roast
- ☕ Hyperdrive Blend — Max Caf Light/Medium
- ☕ The Wrangler — Cowboy Blend
- ☕ Zorp's Wake-Up Beam — Breakfast Blend
- ☕ Zorp's Blast Off — Breakfast Blend+
- ☕ And more launching soon...
Elixir Series
Functional mushroom coffee blends featuring Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi. Clean energy, sharp focus, no crash. Currently available in 8oz ground bags — the blend your health-conscious customers have been waiting for. More Elixir Series blends are in development — get in touch to stay ahead of what's coming.
- 🍄 Daryl's Dawn — Mushroom Dark Roast
- 🍄 Zorp's Eclipse — Mushroom Medium Roast
- 🍄 The Encounter — Instant Mushroom Coffee
Cosmic Tea Series
Premium artisan loose leaf teas — the same cosmic care we put into every coffee bag, now in a cup of tea. Perfect for cafés, offices, and care packages. More teas launching soon as we expand the cosmic universe.
- 🍵 English Breakfast — Classic bold black tea
- 🍵 Masala Chai — Spiced loose leaf flavored tea
- 🍵 Hojicha — Roasted Japanese green tea
- 🍵 Matcha Ceremonial — Stone-milled Japanese matcha powder
Limited & Specialty
Barrel-aged, seasonal, and single-origin releases. The cosmic universe keeps expanding — ask us what's dropping next and get first access as a wholesale partner.
🤝 Why Partner With Squatch51?
- 🛸 A Story That Sells Itself — Daryl, Zorp, and Bailey give your customers something to talk about. Great coffee with a great story is a rare combo.
- ☕ Roasted Fresh On Demand — Never stale. Every order roasted the day it ships. Your customers taste the difference.
- 💰 Better Cost Per Cup On Larger Orders — Especially with 12lb bags. Your margins will thank you.
- 📦 Low Minimums To Start — Just 2 units of a 12lb bag qualifies for wholesale pricing. Test with a 12-pack of 12oz bags and see how your customers respond.
- 🇺🇸 US-Owned Small Business — You're supporting a small brand with a big cosmic mission.
- 🌱 GMO-Free & Vegan — Clean coffee your whole customer base can feel good about.
📦 How To Order
⚠️ Affiliate Discount Codes & Wholesale: Affiliate discount codes (including the 15% subscriber discount) are not valid on wholesale orders. Wholesale pricing is already significantly below retail — discount codes cannot be combined with wholesale invoices. Affiliates still earn their 8% commission on any retail orders placed by their audience through the website.
🛒 Want to order retail? Go straight to the website.
Order any quantity you want at squatch51.com — free shipping on every coffee order in the USA, no minimums, no account needed. Retail pricing applies at checkout.
🤝 Want wholesale pricing? Contact us directly.
Wholesale pricing is not available through the website checkout — it's set up manually so we can make sure everything is dialed in for your business. Reach out and we'll get you a wholesale invoice, answer questions about blends and grinds, and walk you through the process.
Wholesale orders: shipping is calculated at the time of shipment based on order size and destination.
🚀 First wholesale order ships free. Low minimums. We cover the shipping — you just cover the coffee.
When reaching out, please include:
- Business name & type (café, office, gym, coffee truck, etc.)
- Estimated monthly volume
- Blends of interest
- Preferred grind (Standard, Espresso, Coarse, or Whole Bean)
Were you referred by one of our affiliates? Let us know in your email so we can make sure they get credit. 🤝
Squatch51 Cosmic Coffee — Roasted fresh in the USA. Bigfoot approved. Zorp certified. Bailey guaranteed. 🐾🛸🦶