Zorp's Blast Off Blend (Breakfast Blend+)

Zorp didn't settle for the Wake-Up Beam. That's the thing people don't realize about him — he's never satisfied with "good enough."

The moment he understood what high-altitude Colombian beans could really do, he went back to the formula. More Colombia. Bolder roast. A cup that doesn't ease you into the morning… it launches you straight into it.

The Blast Off Blend is what happens when an alien with a caffeine obsession decides the standard isn't standard enough. It's not subtle. It's not gentle. It's the version Zorp drinks when the mission actually matters.

This is the upgrade. The one he built after he knew what was possible. The cup that proves good enough never was.

Roasted on demand in the USA • Zorp-calibrated for maximum output • The upgrade your morning didn't know it needed.

Flavor Profile

• Aroma: Bold and energizing — dark fruit, roasted grain, and a deep Colombian richness
• Taste: Bolder than your standard morning blend — more Colombia means more body, more caffeine, and a fuller flavor that hits from the first sip
• Body: Medium-bold and grounding — substantial without being heavy
• Finish: Clean and satisfying — lingers just long enough to remind you the day is already in motion

Perfect For

• ☕ Drip Coffee — the upgraded morning ritual for when regular isn't enough
• ☕ French Press — maximizes caffeine extraction and bold flavor
• ☕ Cold Brew — smooth, bold, and built for the long steep
• ☕ Pour-Over — lets the Colombian complexity open up beautifully

Brewing Suggestions

• Drip Coffee Maker: Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water
• French Press: Coarse grind, 4 minute steep — extracts significantly more caffeine than drip
• Cold Brew: Coarse grind, 12-24 hour cold steep
• Pour-Over: Medium grind, slow and steady pour for full extraction

⚡ Why Blast Off Hits Harder Than Regular Breakfast Blend

Zorp's Blast Off isn't just more Colombia — it's a smarter caffeine strategy. High-altitude Colombian beans are naturally denser and higher in caffeine than lower-grown varieties. More Colombia = bolder flavor AND more caffeine in every cup. Medium-bold roast preserves that caffeine instead of burning it off like a dark roast would.

• Higher Colombia ratio → more natural caffeine per scoop
• Medium-bold roast → bold flavor without sacrificing caffeine
• French Press or Cold Brew → extracts even more caffeine from every grind

Key Features

• Breakfast Blend+ — Higher Colombia Ratio, Medium-Bold Roast
• GMO-Free & Vegan ✅
• Roasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸
• US-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸
• Pure coffee — no mushrooms
• Available in 12oz, 1LB, 2LB, 5LB

Need a different grind or bag size? We'd love to help — daryl@squatch51.com

💬 FAQ

What grind should I choose?
The right grind depends on how you brew:

• Espresso (Fine) — Rich, concentrated shot for espresso machines.
• Standard Ground (Medium) — Ideal for drip coffee makers and pour-overs. Balanced, even extraction.
• Coarse — For French press and cold brew. Slower extraction, less bitterness.
• Whole Bean — Grind fresh at home for maximum flavor and aroma.

How do I maximize the caffeine?
Use a French Press or Cold Brew method — both extract more caffeine than standard drip. Medium-bold roast + extended extraction = full blast off.

How fresh is it?
Roasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.

Does this contain mushrooms?
Nope! Pure coffee only. For our mushroom blends, check out The Elixir Series.

💰 PRICE PER CUP BREAKDOWN:

• ☕ 12oz (~34 cups) → $0.74/cup
• ☕ 1 LB (~45 cups) → $0.71/cup
• ☕ 2 LB (~91 cups) → $0.53/cup
• ☕ 5 LB (~227 cups) → $0.43/cup

📦 PRICE PER OUNCE:

• 12oz → $2.08/oz
• 1 LB → $2.00/oz
• 2 LB → $1.50/oz
• 5 LB → $1.22/oz

Cafés, restaurants & offices: contact us for wholesale inquiries → daryl@squatch51.com

☕ Why Buy Squatch51?

Roasted to Order. Shipped Free. No Shelf Dust.

Most coffee sitting on a store shelf was roasted weeks — sometimes months — ago. By the time it reaches your cup, the flavor has already peaked and faded. Squatch51 works differently. Every bag is roasted to order — your coffee goes from roaster to your door without collecting dust on a shelf somewhere. Fresh roast. Real flavor. Every time.

🚚 Free Shipping on Every Order — No minimums. No fine print. Just good coffee, delivered.

“Zorp didn't come 40 million light years to drink weak coffee. Neither should you.”