Zorp's Wake-Up Beam (Breakfast Blend)

The morning after the crash, Zorp didn’t know where he was. The ship was gone. The forest was quiet. And Daryl was standing at the edge of the clearing holding two cups of coffee like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Zorp took the cup. Took a sip. And for the first time since leaving his home galaxy, something felt right.

He’s been running the morning shift ever since. The Wake-Up Beam is his blend — light, bright, and perfectly balanced, because Zorp doesn’t believe in unnecessary complexity before 8am. He calibrated this one to work on every species, every timezone, every kind of morning. It hasn’t failed yet.

Roasted on demand in the USA • Cosmic morning approved • The blend that makes every sunrise worth it.

Flavor Profile

• Aroma: Bright and inviting — fresh citrus, light florals, and a hint of toasted grain
• Taste: Smooth and balanced — gentle sweetness, soft fruit, and a clean medium body that never overwhelms
• Body: Medium and approachable — easy on the system, easy on the soul
• Finish: Clean and refreshing — the kind that makes you reach for a second cup before the first one’s gone

Perfect For

• ☕ Drip Coffee — the classic morning setup, exactly as intended
• ☕ Pour-Over — highlights the bright fruit and floral notes beautifully
• ☕ Cold Brew — smooth, light, and naturally sweet over ice
• ☕ French Press — full and satisfying without the heaviness

Brewing Suggestions

• Drip Coffee Maker: Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water
• Pour-Over: Medium grind, slow and steady pour for full extraction
• Cold Brew: Coarse grind, 12-24 hour cold steep
• French Press: Coarse grind, 4 minute steep

Key Features

• Breakfast Blend — Colombia + Brazil + Peru, Light-Medium Roast
• GMO-Free & Vegan ✅
• Roasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸
• US-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸
• Pure coffee — no mushrooms
• Available in 12oz, 1LB, 2LB, 5LB, 12LB

Need a different grind or bag size? We’d love to help — daryl@squatch51.com

💬 FAQ

What grind should I choose?
The right grind depends on how you brew:

• Espresso (Fine) — Rich, concentrated shot for espresso machines.
• Standard Ground (Medium) — Ideal for drip coffee makers and pour-overs. Balanced, even extraction.
• Coarse — For French press and cold brew. Slower extraction, less bitterness.
• Whole Bean — Grind fresh at home for maximum flavor and aroma.

How fresh is it?
Roasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.

Does this contain mushrooms?
Nope! Pure coffee only. For our mushroom blends, check out The Elixir Series.

💰 PRICE PER CUP BREAKDOWN:

• ☕ 12oz (~34 cups) → $0.74/cup
• ☕ 1 LB (~45 cups) → $0.71/cup
• ☕ 2 LB (~91 cups) → $0.53/cup
• ☕ 5 LB (~227 cups) → $0.43/cup
• ☕ 12 LB (~544 cups) → $0.42/cup ⭐ Best Value — Perfect for Cafés & Offices!

📦 PRICE PER OUNCE:

• 12oz → $2.08/oz
• 1 LB → $2.00/oz
• 2 LB → $1.50/oz
• 5 LB → $1.22/oz
• 12 LB → $1.20/oz

Cafés, restaurants & offices: contact us for wholesale inquiries → daryl@squatch51.com

☕ Why Buy Squatch51?

Roasted to Order. Shipped Free. No Shelf Dust.

Most coffee sitting on a store shelf was roasted weeks — sometimes months — ago. By the time it reaches your cup, the flavor has already peaked and faded. Squatch51 works differently. Every bag is roasted to order — your coffee goes from roaster to your door without collecting dust on a shelf somewhere. Fresh roast. Real flavor. Every time.

🚚 Free Shipping on Every Order — No minimums. No fine print. Just good coffee, delivered.

“Zorp didn’t come 40 million light years to drink bad morning coffee. Neither should you.”