The Elixir: Zorp's Eclipse - Medium Roast Mushroom Coffee
The Elixir: Zorp's Eclipse - Medium Roast Mushroom Coffee
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Zorp didn't crash-land in the Pacific Northwest by accident. His instruments had been tracking a specific frequency — a cosmic signal coming from somewhere deep in the forest.
When he finally isolated it, it wasn't a transmission.
It was a coffee blend. Medium roast. Smooth. Balanced. Exactly what you'd expect from someone who's been calibrating things for 40 million light years.
Roasted on demand in the USA • Zorp-calibrated for optimal balance • The medium roast that hits different.
Flavor Profile
- Roast: Medium
- Taste: Smooth and balanced — medium roast brightness with subtle earthy undertones from the mushroom blend
- Body: Medium and approachable — complex without being heavy
- Finish: Clean and warm — the mushroom earthiness settles into a satisfying close
The Mushroom Blend
- 🍄 Lion's Mane — a functional mushroom with centuries of use in traditional food cultures
- 🍄 Cordyceps — a prized mushroom long incorporated into traditional diets worldwide
- 🍄 Reishi — known as the “mushroom of balance,” a staple in traditional herbal food traditions
Together, they complement the smooth medium roast and add a distinctive depth that fits seamlessly into a daily ritual.
Perfect For
- ☕ Drip Coffee — smooth, balanced, and easy on the system
- ☕ Pour-Over — highlights the medium roast brightness and complexity
- ☕ French Press — full body with rich mushroom depth
Brewing Suggestions
- Drip Coffee Maker: Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water
- Pour-Over: Medium grind, slow and steady pour
- French Press: Coarse grind, 4 minute steep
Key Features
- Medium Roast Ground Coffee with Mushrooms
- Mushroom Blend: Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi
- Statement of Identity: Ground Coffee with Mushrooms
- Ingredients: Coffee, Lion's Mane Mushroom Powder, Cordyceps Mushroom Powder, Reishi Mushroom Powder
- Net wt: 8oz (227g) — ~23 cups per bag
- GMO-Free & Vegan ✅
- Roasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸
- US-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸
Need help or have questions? — daryl@squatch51.com
💬 FAQ
Will I taste the mushrooms?
Subtly. The mushroom blend adds a gentle earthy depth that complements the medium roast — it doesn't taste like a mushroom soup. Most people describe it as a richer, more complex cup.
What's the difference between Zorp's Eclipse and Daryl's Dawn?
Zorp's Eclipse is a medium roast — smoother, more balanced, with a brighter finish. Daryl's Dawn is a dark roast — bold, grounding, built for serious mornings. Same mushroom blend. Different frequency.
How fresh is it?
Roasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.
Is this the same as regular coffee?
Same great roasted coffee base — just with functional mushroom powder blended in. Brew it exactly the same way you would any ground coffee.
💰 PRICE PER SERVING:
- ☕ 8oz (~23 cups) → $1.13/cup
☕ Why Buy Squatch51 Elixir?
Real Coffee. Real Mushrooms. Roasted to Order.
Most mushroom coffee brands charge a premium for pre-packaged product that's been sitting in a warehouse for months. Squatch51 Elixir is different — specialty-grade coffee roasted to order in the USA, blended with Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi, and shipped fresh to your door. No shelf dust. No compromises.
| Other Brands | Squatch51 Elixir | |
|---|---|---|
| Price per serving | $1.33–1.83/serving | $1.13/serving |
| Shipping | +$5–8 or subscription required | FREE |
| Coffee quality | Commodity grade | Specialty grade |
| Roasted | Months ago | To order in the USA |
| Mushroom blend | Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi | Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi |
🚚 Free Shipping on Every Order — No minimums. No subscriptions required. Just better mushroom coffee, delivered fresh.
“Zorp calibrated this blend across 40 million light years. It's dialed in.”
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