The Elixir: Zorp's Eclipse - Medium Roast Mushroom Coffee

Zorp didn't crash-land in the Pacific Northwest by accident. His instruments had been tracking a specific frequency — a cosmic signal coming from somewhere deep in the forest.

When he finally isolated it, it wasn't a transmission.

It was a coffee blend. Medium roast. Smooth. Balanced. Exactly what you'd expect from someone who's been calibrating things for 40 million light years.

Roasted on demand in the USA • Zorp-calibrated for optimal balance • The medium roast that hits different.

Flavor Profile

• Roast: Medium
• Taste: Smooth and balanced — medium roast brightness with subtle earthy undertones from the mushroom blend
• Body: Medium and approachable — complex without being heavy
• Finish: Clean and warm — the mushroom earthiness settles into a satisfying close

The Mushroom Blend

• 🍄 Lion's Mane — a functional mushroom with centuries of use in traditional food cultures
• 🍄 Cordyceps — a prized mushroom long incorporated into traditional diets worldwide
• 🍄 Reishi — known as the “mushroom of balance,” a staple in traditional herbal food traditions

Together, they complement the smooth medium roast and add a distinctive depth that fits seamlessly into a daily ritual.

Perfect For

• ☕ Drip Coffee — smooth, balanced, and easy on the system
• ☕ Pour-Over — highlights the medium roast brightness and complexity
• ☕ French Press — full body with rich mushroom depth

Brewing Suggestions

• Drip Coffee Maker: Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water
• Pour-Over: Medium grind, slow and steady pour
• French Press: Coarse grind, 4 minute steep

Key Features

• Medium Roast Ground Coffee with Mushrooms
• Mushroom Blend: Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi
• Statement of Identity: Ground Coffee with Mushrooms
• Ingredients: Coffee, Lion's Mane Mushroom Powder, Cordyceps Mushroom Powder, Reishi Mushroom Powder
• Net wt: 8oz (227g) — ~23 cups per bag
• GMO-Free & Vegan ✅
• Roasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸
• US-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸

Need help or have questions? — daryl@squatch51.com

💬 FAQ

Will I taste the mushrooms?
Subtly. The mushroom blend adds a gentle earthy depth that complements the medium roast — it doesn't taste like a mushroom soup. Most people describe it as a richer, more complex cup.

What's the difference between Zorp's Eclipse and Daryl's Dawn?
Zorp's Eclipse is a medium roast — smoother, more balanced, with a brighter finish. Daryl's Dawn is a dark roast — bold, grounding, built for serious mornings. Same mushroom blend. Different frequency.

How fresh is it?
Roasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.

Is this the same as regular coffee?
Same great roasted coffee base — just with functional mushroom powder blended in. Brew it exactly the same way you would any ground coffee.

💰 PRICE PER SERVING:

• ☕ 8oz (~23 cups) → $1.13/cup

☕ Why Buy Squatch51 Elixir?

Real Coffee. Real Mushrooms. Roasted to Order.

Most mushroom coffee brands charge a premium for pre-packaged product that's been sitting in a warehouse for months. Squatch51 Elixir is different — specialty-grade coffee roasted to order in the USA, blended with Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi, and shipped fresh to your door. No shelf dust. No compromises.

🚚 Free Shipping on Every Order — No minimums. No subscriptions required. Just better mushroom coffee, delivered fresh.

“Zorp calibrated this blend across 40 million light years. It's dialed in.”