French Roast

ZORP'S DARK MATTER BREW

When Zorp the alien first landed in the Pacific Northwest, he taught Daryl the Bigfoot the ancient art of the perfect dark roast. This bold, smoky French Roast is what happens when cosmic wisdom meets earthly coffee beans. Roasted to the edge of the universe and back, these specialty grade Central American beans deliver intense, rich flavors with a hint of intergalactic mystery. Warning: May cause sudden urges to howl at the moon or phone home. ☕🛸

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💰 PRICE PER CUP BREAKDOWN:

☕ 12oz (~34 cups) → $0.74/cup

☕ 1 LB (~45 cups) → $0.71/cup

☕ 2 LB (~91 cups) → $0.55/cup

☕ 5 LB (~227 cups) → $0.44/cup

☕ 12 LB (~544 cups) → $0.42/cup ⭐ Best Value — Perfect for Cafés & Offices!

📦 PRICE PER OUNCE: 12oz → $2.08/oz | 1 LB → $2.00/oz | 2 LB → $1.56/oz | 5 LB → $1.25/oz | 12 LB → $1.20/oz

Cafés, restaurants & offices: contact us for wholesale inquiries → daryl@squatch51.com