Lexy's Vanilla Signal

Bailey never told anyone the full story.

One night she came back to the cabin carrying more than just beans — she had a lost girl with her. Cold, tired, and a little wild-eyed from the woods. Daryl didn't say much. He just handed her a mug of coffee and nodded like she'd always belonged there. Zorp studied her for a long second, then grinned and said, "Welcome to the crew, Coffee Runner."

Now she's the only human who knows exactly where the cabin is hidden. She's the one who slips out at 3 a.m. with fresh bags, making sure the world gets a taste of what they've been brewing out here. She runs the coffee so Daryl and Zorp can stay hidden and keep doing what they do best.

This is the blend she chose to carry.

Roasted on demand in the USA • Lexy-approved • The blend that brings the world to the woods.

Flavor Profile

• Aroma: Warm, sweet vanilla with soft toasted notes
• Taste: Smooth French vanilla that wraps around the coffee like a cozy blanket
• Body: Medium and velvety — never heavy
• Finish: Clean, sweet, and gently lingering

Perfect For

• ☕ Slow mornings when you need something kind to start the day
• ☕ Afternoon comfort without the crash
• ☕ People who “don’t usually drink flavored coffee” — this one changes minds
• ☕ Late-night talks around the fire
• ☕ Anyone who needs a little softness in their cup

Brewing Suggestions

• Drip Coffee Maker: Standard grind, 1-2 tablespoons per 6oz of water
• Pour-Over: Medium grind, slow and steady pour for full extraction
• French Press: Coarse grind, 4 minute steep
• Cold Brew: Coarse grind, 12-24 hour cold steep — smooth and naturally sweet

Key Features

• French Vanilla Flavored Coffee — Medium Roast
• GMO-Free & Vegan ✅
• Roasted on demand in the USA 🇺🇸
• US-Owned Small Business 🇺🇸
• Pure coffee — no mushrooms
• Available in 12oz, 1LB, 2LB, 5LB

Need a different grind or bag size? We’d love to help — daryl@squatch51.com

💬 FAQ

Will I taste artificial flavoring?
Nope. This is French vanilla done right — smooth, warm, and comforting without being overpowering. The kind of cup that converts people who swore they didn’t like flavored coffee.

Does this contain mushrooms?
Nope! Pure coffee only. For our mushroom blends, check out The Elixir Series.

What grind should I choose?
The right grind depends on how you brew:

• Espresso (Fine) — Rich, concentrated shot for espresso machines.
• Standard Ground (Medium) — Ideal for drip coffee makers and pour-overs.
• Coarse — For French press and cold brew. Slower extraction, less bitterness.
• Whole Bean — Grind fresh at home for maximum flavor and aroma.

How fresh is it?
Roasted on demand in the USA and shipped directly to you — never sitting on a warehouse shelf.

💰 PRICE PER CUP BREAKDOWN:

• ☕ 12oz (~34 cups) → $0.74/cup
• ☕ 1 LB (~45 cups) → $0.71/cup
• ☕ 2 LB (~91 cups) → $0.53/cup
• ☕ 5 LB (~227 cups) → $0.43/cup

📦 PRICE PER OUNCE:

• 12oz → $2.08/oz
• 1 LB → $2.00/oz
• 2 LB → $1.50/oz
• 5 LB → $1.22/oz

Cafés, restaurants & offices: contact us for wholesale inquiries → daryl@squatch51.com

☕ Why Buy Squatch51?

Roasted to Order. Shipped Free. No Shelf Dust.

Most coffee sitting on a store shelf was roasted weeks — sometimes months — ago. By the time it reaches your cup, the flavor has already peaked and faded. Squatch51 works differently. Every bag is roasted to order — your coffee goes from roaster to your door without collecting dust on a shelf somewhere. Fresh roast. Real flavor. Every time.

🚚 Free Shipping on Every Order — No minimums. No fine print. Just good coffee, delivered.

“Bailey found her lost in the woods. Now she makes sure you never have to drink bad coffee again.”